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Dec. 21st, 2005 | 01:12 am

Dear Santa,

Seriously, where the Hell is my girlfriend?

Geeky girls preferred. The kind who love smoking pot, watching anime, listening to damn good music and playing videogames. Not picky about breast-size, but big ones are great.

-Ant.

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Lorena

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from: morrissesque
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 01:37 am (UTC)
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I know the feeling. The only boyfriend Santa has given me in the last two years was a fucking weirdo who became semi-stalkerish. I'm hardly even getting any. For fucks sake Santa, you shit.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)
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I'm not getting any at all, I put this down to my theory of "no alcohol - no fat chicks." Which is better, abstinence or getting it on with a pig?

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Lorena

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from: morrissesque
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:14 am (UTC)
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Are you not drinking then?! That made me laugh.

Since moving to London I've met some really nice attractive people, but after one night stands I seem to become the most awkward person in the world. I think for Christmas I'd quite like A NEW BRAIN.

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Oso

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from: steprous
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 01:53 am (UTC)
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look on myspace

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:07 am (UTC)
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I've met far too many girls online, sometimes I wonder if I even have the ability to talk to girls in reality anymore. I've screwed around with several girls on my friends list here, it's odd.

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fear & loathing on capitol hill

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from: gonzo_md
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
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boobies!

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 12:10 pm (UTC)
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Aren't they wonderful?

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from: oliverbetts
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 10:34 am (UTC)
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Be like me mate; a bitter, cynical cunt who is far beyond caring.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
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I've tried, but at the end of the day I'm a commitment-type of person and it always overrides the cynical cunt mode.

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from: oliverbetts
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, so am I, but to be honest, it is so far beyond a joke in my case now it just depresses me to think about.

You could try it brown :P

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Sian

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from: n0thingprecious
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
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well. I wasn’t going to give you your Christmas present until closer to Christmas, but I couldn’t help feel bad for you in this entry. I’ve had a few words and I’ve found the perfect match…

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Merry Christmas Ant X

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my fucking sweet Christ, it's Soooooz!

That made my day. Where the Hell did you get that picture from?

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Sian

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from: n0thingprecious
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
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Thought you might like that one. I Went on the Newark and Sherwood college Website to e-mail some work... And her face just pops up.

Im telling you... it’s the perfect match!

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Bishface

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from: trickynicky
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 04:56 pm (UTC)
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hrmmm.... i'd totally date you if it weren't for, you know, the long-distance thing. i feel your pain (wanting to be in a relationship)... or rather, i felt it about a month ago, but for some reason god is testing me with this really great boyfriend now so now i'm either happy as shit or paranoid i'm gonna fuck up.
i read all the comments to this entry and it kind of made me miss coke. i think i might try to score some for my 23rd or for new year's. apparently it gives most of my other friends anxiety attacks so they stick to weed but... the drugs love me, i guess, because they treat me pretty fucking well all the time.
i've upped the drinking since getting my own place. it's been swell.
in my experience, significant others appear in your life when you *stop* actively looking...

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
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Firstly, congrats on the boyfriend! I'm sure it's in your head about you fucking up. You guys will be in the honeymoon period for a while, so I say enjoy the freaky sex and happy-as-shitness all that you can.

My comment to Lorena about Coke is fairly ill-informed. I've only ever done one line, but I hear you have to have at least 3 or 4 before you get off your tits. If it weren't for how expensive Coke is, I'd use it occasionally (like parties and such).

"in my experience, significant others appear in your life when you *stop* actively looking..." - and I completely agree with this. Sod's law, always right.

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