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Dec. 21st, 2005 | 01:12 am

Dear Santa,

Seriously, where the Hell is my girlfriend?

Geeky girls preferred. The kind who love smoking pot, watching anime, listening to damn good music and playing videogames. Not picky about breast-size, but big ones are great.

-Ant.

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Lorena

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from: morrissesque
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 01:37 am (UTC)
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I know the feeling. The only boyfriend Santa has given me in the last two years was a fucking weirdo who became semi-stalkerish. I'm hardly even getting any. For fucks sake Santa, you shit.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)
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I'm not getting any at all, I put this down to my theory of "no alcohol - no fat chicks." Which is better, abstinence or getting it on with a pig?

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Lorena

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from: morrissesque
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:14 am (UTC)
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Are you not drinking then?! That made me laugh.

Since moving to London I've met some really nice attractive people, but after one night stands I seem to become the most awkward person in the world. I think for Christmas I'd quite like A NEW BRAIN.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:24 am (UTC)
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I haven't been seriously shitfaced-drunk for months now, just haven't had it in me. All club nights start turning into the same thing. Walk in, drink, stand around, get drunk, leave, get chippy food and go home unfulfilled and a little lonelier than when you left the house.

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Lorena

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from: morrissesque
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:29 am (UTC)
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Yeah, "you go and you stand on your own / and you leave on your own / and you go home and you cry and you want to die". Or something.

In my case it's usually: get shitfaced at home, go to a club, get more shitfaced, don't always leave on my own, buy Subway, buy whisky, go home, get more shitfaced, wake up housemates by mistake. Wake up drunk a few hours later and realise that everyone I live with is very annoyed with me. I'm probably worse than Dave. Although I don't piss in bottles.

I think it might be the time of year for me to become celibate again.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:37 am (UTC)
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Nah, screw celibacy, it's wank. Alcohol's the bastard in all this. It's like the kind of friend that gets you into a lot of trouble, but also comes through and does really cool shit every now and again. You just can't stay mad, I guess. Even if you do wake up next to someone's name you barely remember in the morning.

As soon as you start shoplifting wine, we'll start lumping you into the Dave category. Til then you're not quite as chronic and squalid as that cunt.

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Lorena

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from: morrissesque
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:48 am (UTC)
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Oh dear, I'm almost that bad. The other day I walked into the offlicence with a pint glass full of coppers (exactly £1.99) and bought a bottle of cider. And it was White Ace at that. That's probably worse than Dave.

Alcohol is good, although it definitely is like a friend who gets you into trouble, and makes you embarrass yourself and do things which you wouldn't normally do. It's pretty great though, it's a lot easier to enjoy a boring night when you're off your tits. However that attitude has made me spend more money on drugs recently which I really need to stop doing.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 11:59 am (UTC)
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Hahaha, that's not too bad, that's being resourceful with your change! The pint glass was a great touch though.

I've been smoking too much Weed. It's either one drug or the other, really. Either way we're both pretty fucked but screw it. Drugs are great.

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Lorena

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from: morrissesque
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:20 pm (UTC)
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I hate Weed. I like drugs that make me feel good. I probably shouldn't though because they're too expensive. It's not about spending your rent money on coke...

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:33 pm (UTC)
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Weed makes me feel good. I'm a naturally stressed-to-fuck person so I need something to calm me down so I won't scream at people. It also helps with my creativity to an extent, when I play guitar stoned I come up with fairly decent ideas for songs, riffs etc... It leaves me open to do whatever I want, unlike when I'm not baked (all I tend to do then is write crappy riffs, stick to the same key and settle for stuff that sucks).

I thought Coke was a bit overrated considering the price.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
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*someone whose

Retard.

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Oso

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from: steprous
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 01:53 am (UTC)
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look on myspace

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:07 am (UTC)
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I've met far too many girls online, sometimes I wonder if I even have the ability to talk to girls in reality anymore. I've screwed around with several girls on my friends list here, it's odd.

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fear & loathing on capitol hill

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from: gonzo_md
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
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boobies!

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 12:10 pm (UTC)
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Aren't they wonderful?

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fear & loathing on capitol hill

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from: gonzo_md
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 05:09 pm (UTC)
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i've always been a huge fan

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from: oliverbetts
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 10:34 am (UTC)
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Be like me mate; a bitter, cynical cunt who is far beyond caring.

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
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I've tried, but at the end of the day I'm a commitment-type of person and it always overrides the cynical cunt mode.

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from: oliverbetts
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, so am I, but to be honest, it is so far beyond a joke in my case now it just depresses me to think about.

You could try it brown :P

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 01:28 pm (UTC)
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...nah!...

...nah...?

...nah.

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Sian

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from: n0thingprecious
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
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well. I wasn’t going to give you your Christmas present until closer to Christmas, but I couldn’t help feel bad for you in this entry. I’ve had a few words and I’ve found the perfect match…

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Merry Christmas Ant X

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my fucking sweet Christ, it's Soooooz!

That made my day. Where the Hell did you get that picture from?

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Sian

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from: n0thingprecious
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
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Thought you might like that one. I Went on the Newark and Sherwood college Website to e-mail some work... And her face just pops up.

Im telling you... it’s the perfect match!

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC)
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Don't say that. I'll actually end up considering it.

Did you know her nickname when I was there was shitbum? Allegedly she shat herself at some Collingham youth club once when Tori was attending (this was probably years ago but who cares?), so she told both media years.

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Sian

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from: n0thingprecious
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:54 pm (UTC)
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Ant even if you considered it- id come over and shoot you in the face.

And yes… you have told me… this then resulted in me telling my peers… oh it’s a vicious circle…

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
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Ah, I must've told you when you first started. Shitbum is a great nickname.

And don't worry, I'd shoot myself in the face if I ever so much as pictured her naked. Shit, now I say that I'm picturing her naked. I hate when that happens.

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Sian

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from: n0thingprecious
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
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You had to go and lower the tone!

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 05:01 pm (UTC)
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Come on, we both know this is what I'm infamous for!

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Sian

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from: n0thingprecious
date: Dec. 23rd, 2005 10:15 pm (UTC)
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well i can name more than one occasion... heh!

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
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Just visited the site. Nath and Sarah are on there as well. I always quite fancied sodomising Sarah.

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Bishface

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from: trickynicky
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 04:56 pm (UTC)
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hrmmm.... i'd totally date you if it weren't for, you know, the long-distance thing. i feel your pain (wanting to be in a relationship)... or rather, i felt it about a month ago, but for some reason god is testing me with this really great boyfriend now so now i'm either happy as shit or paranoid i'm gonna fuck up.
i read all the comments to this entry and it kind of made me miss coke. i think i might try to score some for my 23rd or for new year's. apparently it gives most of my other friends anxiety attacks so they stick to weed but... the drugs love me, i guess, because they treat me pretty fucking well all the time.
i've upped the drinking since getting my own place. it's been swell.
in my experience, significant others appear in your life when you *stop* actively looking...

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from: satans_spawn
date: Dec. 21st, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
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Firstly, congrats on the boyfriend! I'm sure it's in your head about you fucking up. You guys will be in the honeymoon period for a while, so I say enjoy the freaky sex and happy-as-shitness all that you can.

My comment to Lorena about Coke is fairly ill-informed. I've only ever done one line, but I hear you have to have at least 3 or 4 before you get off your tits. If it weren't for how expensive Coke is, I'd use it occasionally (like parties and such).

"in my experience, significant others appear in your life when you *stop* actively looking..." - and I completely agree with this. Sod's law, always right.

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